It's no wonder Chris Kamikaze (right) looks so upset. He's just realised he's lost his halo after an own goal gives him his only victory in 14 games in charge of Joke City . Shame on you Chris.

• Chris Kamara
• We're a sleeping monster & have the tools to hurt the opposition
• The second half made me feel physically sick
• I've got no excuses (after the 5-1 defeat at Oxford)
• I don't think my resignation at this club is an issue at this moment in time (less than a week before he left)
• ...and you can’t f*****g make it.  The f*****g goal, you either come and f*****g take it,  or you f*****g  tw@t it away! You f*****g stop-start, stop-start.  When you finally do come, its like handbags at f*****g 12 o’clock.” (whilst at Bradford city - what a tactical football genius this man is)
• Alan Durban
• The performance was so disappointing ....... Our performance on the day was so poor.It was as bad getting relegated because the stadium was so full..........We started poorly....... (I think we get the message - After the Man City game )
• We hit the iceberg before I took over
• If you want entertainment then go and see the circus
• Chic Bates
• Peter Coates
• Peter Humphreys
• It would be stupid not to buy season tickets.
• To suggest that Jez Moxey has failed in his bid to attract new investment for the Britanic Stadium is ludicrous
• Jez Moxey
• Manager of Joke city is a very attractive job.
• We believe that we have taken every step possible to ensure that ticketing problems are kept to a minimum (Before the Man City game)
• Police estimate only 400 Man City fans were in Stoke areas of the ground and that is testiment to out ticketing policy (after the Man city game)
• Stan Clarke  - We've saved the best 'til last
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